I Tolerate Lactose Like I Tolerate People.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

I'm Not Quite As Anonymous As I Was.

Zero, Zero Belief In Myself. And It's Changed Somewhat, But There's Still A Lot Of That In Me.