I Just Feed Off The Energy Of

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

I Wasn't Making Fun Of My Father In-law's Religion. And Even If I Was So What, It's A Comedy. Religion Should Be Made Fun Of, It's Quite Ridiculous Isn't It. Think How People Spend Their Lives, They Have No Idea. They Go Around As If This Is A Fact. It's So Insane You Know. If I Really Believed That Stuff I'd Keep It To Myself. Lest Somebody Think I Was Out Of My Mind.