I Think We're Here For Each Other.

People Invite Me To Dinner Not Because I Can Cook, But Because I Like To Clean Up. I Get Immediate Gratification From Windex. Yes, I Do Windows.

I Always Preferred Working With Somebody So I Could Look Into Their Eyeballs And Play Tennis.

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.

Well, I Don't Know How Astute I Am, But I Did Want To Be A Journalist When I Was Growing Up.

I'm Really Not That Funny In Real Life. But I Am The Best Audience One Could Find. I Love To Laugh.