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You Know, One Wonderful Thing That Came Out Of My Enquirer Experience Is That, In My Case, It Was Ruled Tabloids Are Magazines. Which Means They Didn't Have The Protection That A Newspaper Has.

Daddy, When He Drank, Just Became Sweeter. There Wasn't A Mean Thought In His Body. I've Always Said He Was Like A Drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Only I Can Change My Life. No One Can Do It For Me.

My Grandmother And I Saw An Average Of Eight Movies A Week, Double Features, Second Run.

The Audience Is Never Wrong.