I Think The Exorcist Was The Hardest

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

My Anger Made Me Drink As An Escape From Reality, A Way Of Forgetting. But You Don't Know When The Medicinal Effect Ends And The Poisoning Begins ... This Is My Sixth Year Of Sobriety. Overcoming Alcoholism Has Been My Greatest Challenge And My Greatest Reward.

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

My Name Is Real, Which Probably Explains Why I Never Became A Superstar... How Would That Look In Lights?

I Have Always Had A Lot More Trouble With My Truths Than With My Deceits