Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.

The Best Ally You Can Have In Breaking Up A Street Fight Is A Grandmother.

Discourse Is Fleeting, But Junk Mail Is Forever.

It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.