I Tend To Live In The Past

The Clock Doesn?t Matter In Baseball.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

One Day If I Do Go To Heaven...i'll Look Around And Say, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.

All American Cars Are Basically Chevrolets.

You Cover Q-tips With Sandpaper And Ram Them Up Your Nostrils As Far As They Will Go. Then You Sniff Talcum Powder While Shredding Hundred Dollar Bills.