I Tend To Live In The Past

Martinis Are Like Breasts, One Isn't Enough, And Three Is Too Many.

Americans Are Pragmatic, Relatively Uncomplicated, Hearty And Given To Broad Humor.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.

A Man Begins Cutting His Wisdom Teeth The First Time He Bites Off More Than He Can Chew.

New Yorkers Are Stuck In A Gloomy Mucilage Of Mutual Commiseration.