I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm

I'm Not A Good Mother At All.

The Number One Cause Of Failure In This Country Is The Fear Of Failure.

You Can Be Happy, Or You Can Be Right. If You Want To Be Part Of A Couple And Win Every Argument, You're In Trouble.

I Don't Think It's Cool For People To Say, 'you Shouldn't Reference God Because I Don't Believe That, And I Don't Want To Hear It.' Well, There's A Lot Of Stuff I Don't Believe That I Still Gotta Hear.

If You'd Asked Me Then If I Saw How Big "the Steve Harvey Morning Show" Was Going To Be, I Couldn't Tell You. But I Knew I Could Reach People Not As A Character But As Steve Harvey, Because Although I Tell Jokes For A Living, I've Also Lived, And I Think I Can Relate To You More Than You Know.