I'm Not A Movie Star And I

Tv Is A Different Animal. I Belong On That Little Screen. The Big Silver Screen, Not So Much, 'cause I've Seen My Face Up Close When It's 25-feet Tall. I'm Okay As Long As You Keep Me In That Little Box.

I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm On Tv For A Check.

People See Me Laughing And Telling Jokes, But They Had No Idea After The Show Was Over, I Had No Joy In My Life, In My Heart.

I Never Say "nagging". I Think That "nagging" Is A Term That Men Created To Get Women To Pipe Down Some. But It's A Trap That We've Created. We Created Several Terms For Women To Back You Down. Nagging Means To Stop Asking Me Questions, Then We Get Away With More. I Think It's A Term Men Created.

If A Man Loves You . . . He's Willing To Profess It. He'll Give You A Title After A While. You're Going To Be His Lady, His Woman, His Fiancée, His Wife, His Baby's Mama, Something.