I'm A Comedian First. I've Learned How

What You Want Most Out Of Life Is The Thing You Have To Give The Most Of

If You Ain't Nothing When You Get Money And Fame, You're Just Going To Be More Nothing. If You Don't Stand For Nothing, When You Get Money And Fame, You Ain't Suddenly Fin To Stand For Nothing! You're Just Fin To Be Richer And More Famous - Standing For Nothing!

The Only Way Woman Can Truly Be Completely Satisfied Is To Get Herself Four Different Men--an Old One, An Ugly One, A Mandingo, And A Gay Guy.

The Mentoring Program [of The Steve Harvey Foundation] Is To Teach Young Boys The Principles Of Manhood.

I'm Not A Movie Star And I Know That.