I Spent A Year In That Town,

None Of Us Kids Had A Middle Name. We Were Lucky We Had Any Name At All. By The Time My Mother Got Around To Naming One, There Was Another On The Way.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.