I Said To My Husband, 'why Don't

I Have No Sex Appeal, Which Kills Me. The Only Way I Can Ever Hear Heavy Breathing From My Husband's Side Of The Bed Is When He's Having An Asthma Attack.

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

Diets, Like Clothes, Should Be Tailored To You.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.