I Remember When Victoria Wood Started To

I Was Always Being Called Upon To Be An Honorary Boy Alongside My Brothers. I Don't Think I'd Be A Comic Now If It Hadn't Been For That.

Madness Isn't Altogether A Bad Thing In Comedy.

I Used To Get Nervous About Three Weeks Before A Gig... Now I've Managed To Condense It Down To A Manageable Ten Minutes.

I Have Two Brothers And We Basically Spent Our Lives Playing In The Woods, Falling In Ponds, Getting Chased By Wasps And Riding Donkeys That We Shouldn't Have Been Riding.

I Made A Supreme Effort Not To Do That Thing That Parents Do, Which Is To Bore People Without Children To Death By Going On And On About How Funny Their Children Are, So There's None Of That Hopefully.