I Recommend That You Try A Little

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World And Less Bakers! We Need People That Care! I'm Mad As Hell! And I Don't Want To Take It Anymore!

Oh, Yesterdays Are Over My Shoulder, So I Can't Look Back For Too Long. There's Just Too Much To See Waiting In Front Of Me, And I Know That I Just Can't Go Wrong.

My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus. It's That Kind Of Morning.

Is It Time For Your Medication Or Mine?

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.