Go Fast Enough To Get There, But

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

Never Did I Think That I Became Family Entertainment.

Where's The Church, Who Took The Steeple, Religion's In The Hands Of Some Crazy Ass People, Television Preachers With Bad Hair And Dimples, The God's Honest Truth Is, It's Not That Simple

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.

I Have Always Looked At Life As A Voyage, Mostly Wonderful, Sometimes Frightening. In My Family And Friends I Have Discovered Treasure More Valuable Than Gold.