I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Very Special Baseball Cap, Just For Formal Occasions.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Were Shooting Pool When Your Kids Were Born.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.