All These Years I've Sat In Airports

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Good Tan To Be The Back Of Your Neck And The Left Arm Below The Shirt Sleeve.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Has Ever Been Asked To Leave A Bingo Game Because Of Her Language.