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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Little House On The Prairie For Decorating Tips.