I Read That Book Fat Is A

I Must Be An Anorexic Because An Anorexic Looks In The Mirror And Sees A Fat Person.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

It's Very Difficult To Learn Not To Take Nasty Heckles Personally.

A Lot Of People Do That Kind Of Nostalgia Stuff Believing That They Were Very Happy In Their Teenage Years, But That's Probably Just An Illusion.

Anybody Who Has Had The Pleasure Of Reading An Article About Themselves In The Press, Knows That On The Whole, There Is A Huge Amount Of Inaccuracy, Value Judgment And The Use Of A Crowbar To Insert Editorial Bias That Reflects The Current Political Leaning Of That Particular Paper.