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Most Kids Come Home From School. They Don't Go To Their Tvs First. They Go To The Internet. They Check Their Emails, Or Some Blogs, Or Some Sites. Then They Go Watch Tv. Other People Are At Work All Day 9-5 In Front Of A Computer. They See Certain Clips. We're Not Going To Hide The Fact That People Use The Internet. We're Going To Try To Be As Interactive As Possible With Our Fans. I'm Currently On Twitter And Facebook And Flicker And Dig. I'm On All That Stuff.

Director Ken Burns Revealed That His Next Documentary Is About Franklin Roosevelt, And It's Fourteen Hours Long...which Sounds Like Too Much, Until You Realize There's Been Over Thirty Hours Of Tv Dedicated To Honey Boo Boo.

A Man In Thailand Was Arrested With More Than 10,000 Pairs Of Stolen Underwear. Legal Experts Are Expecting A Brief Trial.

There's A Growing Trend Of Older Americans Who Are Using Marijuana In Their Retirement. That Makes Sense Because Old People Are Always Talking About Their Joints.

Even The White House Is Weighing In On The Deflate-gate Scandal. Yesterday They Encouraged Tom Brady To 'be Mindful Of The Way He Serves As A Role Model.' And Then President Obama Stuffed Out His Cigarette And Went Golfing At Noon On A Weekday.