I Read Books More Than I Go

I Was Class Mom At The Preschool One Year And I Was Pretty Much Asked Not To Do That Again!

I Discovered On School Days, When They've Got To Get Up At 6:30, They Won't Get Out Of Bed. But On The Weekends, They Were Up At 6 A.m. I Was Like, "why Do You Guys Wake Up So Early On The Weekends?" It's Like, "because I Wake Up And I Think, Is It A Tv Day? And If It Is..." So We Had To Change That Rule. I'm Like, "thank You For Telling Me What I Need To Do."

I Do Find It Odd People Choose To Do Stuff That Makes Them Look Like Crazy Hollywood Faces, But I've Got Zero Judgment.

I Read Some Article Where Reese Witherspoon Said, "if You're Not Yelling At Your Kids, You're Not Spending Enough Time With Them." It Made Me Feel So Much Better.

I Always Come Across Sounding Like I Hate My Children. I Actually Love Them Very Much.