I'm Most Certainly Not The Beatles.

I Tell My Kids, "look, Your Life Is A Video Game, And I Have To Get You From Level Zero To 18 As An Independent Person With All Your Skills And Limbs Intact. Every Time You Hit Your Brother Or Throw Food, You're Taking Us All Back."

I Guess I'm Not That Aware Of Such A Big Fan Base. I Have A Few Core People Who Write Me No Matter What I'm Doing, But I Hardly Have Sacks Of Mail Being Dropped On My Door!

I Just Can't Seem To Make Myself Care About What I Look Like When I Am Working Out.

There's An Expression: Great Is The Enemy Of The Good. Sometimes In Trying To Be Great, You Make A Mess Of Things.

Children Are Like Crazy, Drunken Small People In Your House.