I Predict One Of These Two Teams

People Have Many Theories About Comedy, But Being Just Plain Funny Is The One Most Important Thing.

I'm One Of Those People, In Any Country I'm In, If Somebody Could Just Put Me In A Car Or A Bus, I'll Look Out The Window And Say, 'ok, There's The Tower Of London, There's Buckingham Palace, There's Big Ben,' And If It All Takes About Five Minutes, Perfect. I've Seen All Of It And I Can Go Home.

If Someone Says That I'm The Best At Anything, I Always Just Agree With Them. I'm Certainly Not Gonna Argue.

Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.