I Predict One Of These Two Teams

I Can't Even Find Someone For A Platonic Relationship, Much Less The Kind Where Someone Wants To See Me Naked.

With Katrina, It's Almost Like The Sequel That Doesn't Live Up To The Original. It's Certainly A Shocking Event And A Tragedy, But Somehow As A Big Event It Doesn't Seem To Carry As Much Weight With The Public As 9/11 Did.

I Guess If They Ever Do A Remake Of 'sophie's Choice,' I Could Play The Meryl Streep Part. I've Got To Work On My Polish Accent. Maybe I'll Be The Definitive King Lear One Day. You Know, If They Ever Feel That King Lear Should Be More Jewy.

I'm One Of Those People, In Any Country I'm In, If Somebody Could Just Put Me In A Car Or A Bus, I'll Look Out The Window And Say, 'ok, There's The Tower Of London, There's Buckingham Palace, There's Big Ben,' And If It All Takes About Five Minutes, Perfect. I've Seen All Of It And I Can Go Home.

Nothing Can Help My Comedy.