Off-camera, I Sound Like Perry Como.

If A Comedian Tells A Joke That You Find Funny, You Laugh. If He Tells A Joke You Do Not Find Funny, Dont Laugh. Or You Could Possibly Go As Far As Groaning Or Rolling Your Eyes. Then You Wait For His Next Joke; If Thats Funny, Then You Laugh. If Its Not, You Dont Laugh - Or At Very Worst, You Can Leave Quietly.

At The Last Supper How Come No One Sat On The Other Side Of The Table? See, I Think Originally There Were People Sitting On The Other Side But Those Were The People Going, You Know, The Air Conditioning Hits Me Right On The Back On The Neck.

I Think Of Alan Thicke As Perry Como Without The Excitement.

I'm Used To Explaining To People Why My Jokes Were Funny.

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.