I Originate From A Family Where Sauce

There Would Have Been More 'i Love You's' And More, 'i'm Sorry's'.

My Type Of Humor Is Almost Pure Identification. A Housewife Reads My Column And Says, 'but That's Happened To Me! I Know Just What She's Talking About!

People Usually Survive Their Illnesses, But The Paper Work Eventually Does Them In. Filing A Claim For Insurance Is Terminal.

Kids Need Love The Most When They're Acting Most Unlovable.

When You're An Orthodox Worrier, Some Days Are Worse Than Others.