I Only Had A High School Education

Pete Rose Is Baseball.

If A Team Is In A Positive Frame Of Mind, It Will Have A Good Attitude. If It Has A Good Attitude, It Will Make A Commitment To Playing The Game Right. If It Plays The Game Right, It Will Win-unless, Of Course, It Doesn't Have Enough Talent To Win, And No Manager Can Make Goose-liver Pate Out Of Goose Feathers, So Why Worry?

Chris Pittaro Is The Best Rookie I've Had In 15 Years.

He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek Goddess.

The Only Reason I'm Coming Out Here Tomorrow Is The Schedule Says I Have To.