He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek

The Day I Got A Hit Off (sandy) Koufax Was When He Knew It Was All Over.

Me Carrying A Briefcase Is Like A Hotdog Wearing Earrings.

Mike Laga Will Make You Forget About Every Power Hitter That Ever Lived.

He's (willie Stargell) Such A Big Strong Guy He Should Love That Porch. He's Got Power Enough To Hit Home Runs In Any Park, Including Yellowstone.

The Only Reason I'm Coming Out Here Tomorrow Is The Schedule Says I Have To.