He's (jose Canseco) Built Like A Greek

If A Team Is In A Positive Frame Of Mind, It Will Have A Good Attitude. If It Has A Good Attitude, It Will Make A Commitment To Playing The Game Right. If It Plays The Game Right, It Will Win-unless, Of Course, It Doesn't Have Enough Talent To Win, And No Manager Can Make Goose-liver Pate Out Of Goose Feathers, So Why Worry?

Explaining Why He Was Forced To Cut A Utility Player: You Just Got Caught In A Position Where You Have No Position.

Problem With (john) Wockenfuss Getting On Base Is That It Takes Three Doubles To Score Him.

I'm Beginning To See Brooks [robinson] In My Sleep. If I Dropped A Paper Plate, He'd Pick It Up On One Hop And Throw Me Out At First.

It's A Terrible Thing To Have To Tell Your Fans, Who Have Waited Like Detroit's Have, That Their Team Won't Win It This Year. But It's Better Than Lying To Them.