We're The Best Team In Baseball, But

They Say The First World Series Is The One You Remember Most. No, No No. I Guarantee You Don't Remember That One Because The Fantasy World You Always Dreamed About Is Suddenly Real.

I Don't Want To Embarrass Any Other Catcher By Comparing Him To Johnny Bench.

Explaining Why He Was Forced To Cut A Utility Player: You Just Got Caught In A Position Where You Have No Position.

Baseball Is A Simple Game. If You Have Good Players And If You Keep Them In The Right Frame Of Mind Then The Manager Is A Success.

Me Carrying A Briefcase Is Like A Hotdog Wearing Earrings.