I Never Write Anything Down. I Write

Some People Have Religion As A Means Of Solace. But, I Had A Dreidel, So That Was Out.

This Is What I've Been Waiting For My Whole Life. A President Who's Not Afraid To Tell The Truth About Being A Lying A**hole.

All The Candy Corn That Was Ever Made Was Made In 1911.

Democrats Are Like A Big Tortoise That's On Its Back And Can't Get Up; You Can't Make Jokes About That.

If We're Not Going To Tax The Rich Anymore, We're Going To Create Class Warfare.