I Never Took A Human Life, I

The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

The Minute You Read Something That You Can't Understand, You Can Almost Be Sure That It Was Drawn Up By A Lawyer.

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.

I Am Telling Folks That The Country As A Whole Is "sound," And That All Those Who's Heads Are Solid Are Bound To Get Back Into The Market Again. I Tell 'em That This Country Is Bigger Than Wall Street, And If They Don't Believe It, I Show 'em The Map.