Common Sense Is Not An Issue In

The Lord So Constituted Everybody That No Matter What Color You Are You Require The Same Amount Of Nourishment.

Everyone Is A Self-made Man. Only The Successful Admit It.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

I Represent What Is Left Of A Vanishing Race, And That Is The Pedestrian. That I Am Still Able To Be Here, I Owe To A Keen Eye And A Nimble Pair Of Legs. But I Know They'll Get Me Someday.