Invest In Inflation. It Is The Only

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

A Holding Company Is A Thing Where You Hand An Accomplice The Goods While The Policeman Searches You.

Texas Is A Great State. It's The 'old Man River' Of States. No Matter Who Runs It Or What Happens To It Politically, It Just Keeps Rolling Along!

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.