George Washington Was Quite A Farmer. He

I Read Where They Are Going To Limit Debate In The Senate. It Used To Be That A Man Could Talk All Day, But Now, As Soon As He Tells All He Knows, He Has To Sit Down. Most Of These Birds Will Just Be Getting Up And Nodding Now. Why, Some Of Them Won't Be Able To Answer Roll Call.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.

Parades Should Be Classed As A Nuisance And Participants Should Be Subject To A Term In Prison.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.