I Never Sleep On The Plane. I

I Never Sleep On The Plane. I Have To Be Awake And Using My Mind Power To Keep It In The Air

In Real Life, I Tend To Yell At People A Lot. Not Because I'm Bossy Or Mean, But Because I'm Frustrated.

Amen,' I Exclaim, Accidentally Spitting Out A Raisinet. I Pick Up The Chocolate With A Kleenex And Stuff It In My Purse. Ten Bucks Says A Month From Now I'll Have Forgotten About It And Will Finally Have Said Heart Attack When I Assume A Rat Shat In There.

Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My Salad. With Croutons.

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