Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

Some People Are Destined To Be Deep Thinkers. I Am Not One Of Those People.

You Can't All Of A Sudden Go To Sleep One Night And Wake Up Martha Stewart. It's Bit By Bit By Bit.

I’m Instantly Mortified By My Fat, Uncontrollable Mouth, But That’s When It Occurs To Me That My Humor Is A Self-defense Mechanism. Even Though I May Come Off Like A Stark Raving Asshat, Being Funny Is The Most Important Tool I Have To Stay Sane. The Ability To Say What I Think Is The Key To Allowing Me To Feel In Control.

Quinn Cummings Is A Master Story-teller And Her Book Is Nothing Short Of Delightful. Her Insights Into Topics Like Celebrity, Parenting, And Cats With A Taste For Homicide Are Pithy And Uproarious And Not To Be Missed. Notes From The Underwire Is Charming, Hilarious, And Just Snarky Enough To Be Ultimately Satisfying.