I Never Set Out To Do A

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

When I Am At Rodeo I Find It Difficult Not To Root For The Animals.

When I Was Younger, I'd Get Very Empirical With Myself. "i Have A Hypothesis About Myself. I'll Put Myself In A Situation, See What Happens, Then I'll Draw A Conclusion Based On The Empirical Evidence. Hypothesis: I Can Play Basketball." So I'd Try. "conclusion: I Cannot Play Basketball."

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.