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People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

I'm Not A Lawmaker, But I Was Thinking That If You Have A Really Loud Ring Tone, Maybe You Should Be Stabbed In The Ear?

You Never Forget Your First Kiss. And That's What Makes It So Hard To Forgive My Uncle.

I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.

Stand Up Is Really Fun Because If I Think Of A Joke Or A Funny Idea, Then I Can Just Go And Tell Some People And If They Laugh, They Laugh Right Away.