When I Am At Rodeo I Find

I Think There's A Difference Between Making Comedy And Reporting Comedy. When You're A Joke Teller You Can Easily Fall Into The Second, You Can Show Up And Just Say The Jokes.

A Squirrel Is The Same As A Can, When There's A Bb Gun In My Hand. Can't You See That I Am Just A Man? With Distinctions... And Comparisons.

Cottonballs Are An Example Of Something I'd Want To Buy, But Not Have As A Nickname.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.

Leave No Stone Unturned In Your Quest To Disrupt A Rock Garden.