I Never Have Actually Had A Girl

I Never Have Actually Had A Girl Who's Made Me Laugh Before.

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!

A Guy Friend And I Went To California Pizza Kitchen, And A Group Of Pretty Girls Came Over To Us And Said, 'you Guys Are Gay, Right?

I Had My Two Front Teeth Knocked Out By A Sixth Grader In First Grade.

I Have A Really, Really Great Girl In My Life Right Now.