I Have A Really, Really Great Girl

To All The Girls Out There Who Think Being Funny Is Not Sexy, You Are Wrong!

Our Biggest Regrets Are Not For The Things We Have Done But For The Things We Haven't Done.

A Guy Friend And I Went To California Pizza Kitchen, And A Group Of Pretty Girls Came Over To Us And Said, 'you Guys Are Gay, Right?

I Just Want To Be Healthy And Happy. I Don't Want To Hurt Anybody Or Make Them Mad. If That's A Philosophy Then That's My Philosophy.

When You Realize You're Alive, You Can Live Life!