I Need To Be On Drugs To

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Even Back Then, I Exuded Self-confidence, And That Drives Women Crazy.

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Anytime I'm Involved With Anything That's Well-received, It's A Surprise To Me.