I Need To Be On Drugs To

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

I Think We're All Good And Bad, But Good's Not Funny. Bad Is Funny. Suppress The Good And Let The Bad Out, And Then You Can Be Funny.

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.