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All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage. I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience. That's What I'm All About - People And Laughter.

I Was Very Fortunate To Hook Up With Jerry In The First Place. The Network Was Already Committed To Doing Something With Him, So I Skipped A Couple Of Hundred Steps Right There.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

Anything That's For Free, People Will Take. They Don't Discriminate.