I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.