I Love Polite People, Late September, Weeping

I Just Love Entertaining. I Will Do Anything - Stand-up Comedy, Video Games, Fencing, Internet Shorts - I Just Want To Keep Being Lucky Enough To Entertain People Anyway I Can. I Try Never To Limit My Art To A Medium.

I Found Out That Smoking Is The Leading Cause Of Statistics.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

I've Taken Magic Lessons Since I Was Five-years-old. When I Was Little I Would Wear A Top Hat And Cape, And I'd Get Relentlessly Beat Up By Jocks. That's Why I Don't Care For Sports.

I Guess I'm Just In The Flow And Riding The Wave.