I Love New York City; I've Got

Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You Were Too Close, Kissing His!

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

I Love New York City; I've Got A Gun.