Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

It's The Kind Of Game That Makes You Go Home And Beat Your Wife.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.