I Love Existing In Pre Big Bang

You Want To Talk About The Word Faggot Because It Really Offends You? Well You're A Douchebag.

I Always Do That At The End Of Shows, Like A Q&a Session. First Of All It Lets People Know That This Isn't Some Preprogrammed, Press-play Show Where I Have To Say The Exact Same Words In The Exact Same Order. That's Part Of The Thing With Live Comedy Is That People Like The Fun Aspect Of It And I Enjoy The Taking Questions Part.

People Do Always Try To Smoke Pot With Me. But I Think Some Of Those People Are Cops.

Reality Really Is Theater. There's No Other Way To Describe It. It's All So Nonsensical, Ridiculous And Chaotic.

People For The Most Part Can Smell Lies.