I Love Advertising Because I Love Lying.

People On Dates Shouldn't Even Be Allowed Out In Public.

Once You Start Doing Only What You've Already Proven You Can Do, You're On The Road To Death.

I Wonder Is Illiterate People Know The Full Meaning Of Alphabet Soup?

I Know There Are Kids Out There, I Want To Make Sure They All Know That Driving Without Braking Is Not Something I Recommend, Unless You Have Professional Clown Training Or A Comedy Background, As I Do. It Is Not Something I Plan To Make A Habit.

Elaine: Ugh, I Hate People. Jerry: Yeah, They're The Worst.