I Love Advertising Because I Love Lying.

My Parents Didn't Want To Move To Florida, But They Turned Sixty And That's The Law.

When You've Been In The Business 5-years, As A Person, It's Like You're 5-years Old - Like A Child. 10-years And You're 10-years Old, 20... Etcetera. That's How I Measure Maturity In This Industry.

Festivus For The Restivus!

Twitter Is Good. Why Say A Lot To A Few People When You Can Say Virtually Nothing To Everyone?

If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong, Then The Opposite Would Have To Be Right.