If Every Instinct You Have Is Wrong,

Twitter Is Good. Why Say A Lot To A Few People When You Can Say Virtually Nothing To Everyone?

There Is Nothing More Rewarding Than Completing A Goal You Have Set For Yourself.

Being A Good Husband Is Like Being A Good Stand-up Comic - You Need Ten Years Before You Can Even Call Yourself A Beginner.

I'm In The Unfortunate Position Of Having To Consider Other People's Feelings

Some Of The Events In The Olympics Don't Make Sense To Me. I Don't Understand The Connection To Any Reality... Like In The Winter Olympics They Have That Biathlon That Combines Cross-country Skiing With Shooting A Gun. How Many Alpine Snipers Are Into This? Ski, Shoot A Gun... Ski, Bang, Bang, Bang... It's Like Combining Swimming And Strangling A Guy. Why Don't We Have That? That Makes Absolutely As Much Sense To Me. Just Put People In The Pool At The End Of Each Lane For The Swimmers.