I Like To Read, But Otherwise I'm

My Girlfriend Asked Me If I Only Love Her For Her Body. I Said No, Baby. Just Parts Of It.

I'm Not A Comedy Writer, I'm A Comedian, So I Only Write Stuff That I Would Want To Say.

I Think The Reason I Became Funny Was Because If I Made People Laugh, They Would Let Me Keep Talking.

Wayne Brady, I Don’t Understand Why People Keep Joking That You’re Not Black. Wayne Brady, You Are Black. After All, I Only Remember You For All The Years You Played An Uppity Slave On ‘who’s Line Is It Anyway?’.

Of All The Ways People Save Time, I Think Racism Is The Worst.