I'll Be Very Busy, Which Is All

Larry King Is So Old, He's Actually One Of The Jews That Killed Christ.

Valentine's Day Was Created By The Greeting Card Industry To Get Pussy.

I Think Some People Just Don't Know That Much About Comedy. It Would Be Like A Person Who Didn't Know Anything About Football Thinking All Offensive Linemen Are The Same.

Watching Soccer Just Makes Me Wish I Was Watching Foosball.

I've Spent The Past Two Years Looking For My Ex-girlfriend’s Killer… But No One Will Do It.