I Like To Hear A Man Talk

And If You Call One A Real Estate Agent And He Won't Sell You Anything. He Is A Realator. It's The Same As What The Old Fashioned Real Estate Agent Used To Be Only The Commission Is Different.

When I Make A Joke, Nobody Gets Injured... When Congress Makes A Joke, It's The Law.

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.

I Remember When Being Liberal Meant Being Generous With Your Own Money.

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week